Fablespinners: Literature's Online Open Mic!

by Victor Om Shanti
[Must be sung in a "Betty Boop" voice]

(Chorus)
Please buy my mommy
For Chris -muss
Or they 'll be no Chris-muss
For meeeee
The curly haired dolly
And the bright red lolly
Will stay in the store
If mommy can't go out 'n' whore


It was cold and snowny when Daddy went away
We didn't have a dime for a tree
Momma prayed to Baby Jesus for a sign
When Santa sang, Ho! Ho!
Momma cried then said
I know what I'll do
To pull us through

(Chorus)
Please buy my mommy
For Chris -muss
Or they 'll be no Chris-muss
For meeeee
The curly haired dolly
And the bright red lolly
Will stay in the store
If mommy can't go out 'n' whore

My little brother Bobby wants a cycle
To turn his frown to a smile
Without hands or feet
He needs this small treat
If only you'll do your part.

So have a little piece on this Chris-muss
Spread a little Chris-muss joy through the year
Please don your Chris-muss sock
When Mommy's on the block
Or we'll have no Chris-muss this year

(Big finish now, everybody)

(Chorus)
Please buy my mommy
For Chris -muss
Or they 'll be no Chris-muss
For meeeee
The curly haired dolly
And the bright red lolly
Will stay in the store
If mommy can't go out 'n' whore
Or we'll have no Chris-muss this year